Description: *this is a custom clip unemployment officer nyxon is sitting in her office when you walk in. she smiles, and kicks her feet up showing off her dirty sneakers to you. she kicks off her shoes revealing her dirty sweat socks & tells you that she just loves getting comfortable when she's putting entitled unemployed losers in their place. she admonishes you for not taking the warehouse job that her agency recommended for you because you thought it was beneath you. she calls you a dumbass because now you have broken the contract you signed which says that you must not refuse suitable work when it comes your way. she goes on to tell you that she now has the power to end his government payments entirely unless you comply with her. she informs you that she's going to make two things happen by the end of this: she's going to put you in a job you really deserve & she's going to give you an attitude adjustment. as she's talking, nyxon is wiggling her toes & flexing her feet in front of you. she notices you staring at her stinky feet, laughs & calls you out for being a foot loser on top of everything else & orders you to put your face in her funky feet to sniff them while she reprimands you. then slowly, nyxon peels off her sweaty socks to reveal her very sweaty feet. nyxon grabs your file to take another look & says that the job search activities you've been documenting show that you keep applying for the same type of job & you're just doing the same thing expecting the same results. she tells you that you are a lazy, incompetent, self-delusional idiot bottom feeder. she calls your resume pathetic & laughs at your mediocre degree & low gpa. her face lights up & she she announces that she has the perfect job for you. she informs you of a new janitor opportunity at the cleaning company that cleans this very office & that you'll be earning federal minimum wage. the best part is that the company does domestic work too, and she says that she will ask specifically for you to regularly clean her house. she goes on to tell you that while you're there with your face in her feet, why don't you clean her stinky feet with a tongue bath & she will call it your first "cleaning job".
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